[The feed opens on Jun in his environment; the kitchen. He's happy as a clam, dusted in flour, and stirring up something involving eggs. To anyone in Spartan Base, there's the sweet sweet smell of eggs and chili powder.]It's been a while since I done my own barbecue get-together, and I was thinking; we got all these different worlds and different ( Read more... )

[So the transmission starts with Jun in full kit, but first thing he does is take his helmet off and scratch at his chin, looking around in mild confusion.]

Wow, so either my device is glitching big time or I've been stuck in the teleporters for a few months. I'm really hoping it's the former, but, heh, with this place ...

UNSC Encryption -- 65% ( Read more... )

[Definitely older, a little hollowed by experiences, but nonetheless certainly more chipper than he'd been in a long time, is a bald-headed Spartan messing around in the Spartnahaus kitchen.]

Now, these are my kinds of malfunctions. Maybe not as exciting as being a troll, [Definitely a knowing little twinkle in his eye; that was something he'll ( Read more... )

[This was entirely not what Jun was expecting when he stepped through the teleporter.]

[But he's not complaining.]

so * don't know what just happ3n3d, but * could stand to happ3n mor3 oft3n.

sorry to all you poor b3*ngs stuck as pon*3s or dragons or what3v3r. sucks you couldn't 3nd up l*k3 an aw3som3 troll l*k3 m3!

[Someone at least is in a ( Read more... )

[He'd tried his hardest to forget it. He didn't want to know what happened, he wished he could just forget he'd died in the first place, and that whatever had transpired was so horrific that his CO didn't want him to know. Jun was okay with not knowing.]

[The problem was the way everything was sharper, night time was no longer a shroud of darkness ( Read more... )

[So he'd stepped into the teleporter one moment flanked by Carter and Thom, weaponless as the latter had just confiscated his rifle, and the next moment stepping out on the other side ..... alone ( Read more... )

[Audio only, accidentally bumped on as Jun runs to catch up with ... something. For a while just sounds of breathing and general 'jumping over things' grunts before his voice comes out loud and clear]

Hey, hey! Shane! Robert! Hold up, guys!

[ Those of you who play the station's MMO during night hours may have seen an ad for a rather... uniquely-named guild being spammed in chat lately.

The rest of you will be seeing this for the first time, so you might want to shield your eyes... From the AWESOME. ]

( Cut for image and Homestuck text )

( Video :: Encrypted to Kaaaaaat )

[The scene is slightly obscured by branches, like the wearer doesn't want to be noticed. In the distance, a velociraptor tears greedily into what is most obviously Jun's naked dead body, but after a moment Jun's very much alive (and somewhat disturbed,) voice comes over the comm,]So .... I'd like to know if anyone can see this, because I think I'm ( Read more... )